Wednesday, December 5, 2007

"Pickled-sausage perp flees in Krispy Kreme truck"

from - By Lukas I. Alpert, Wire Services

They should have called him Greased Lightning.

An alleged Wisconsin drunk named Warren G. Whitelightning was charged with stealing eight giant red hot pickled sausages and then climbing behind the wheel of a Krispy Kreme truck and leading cops on a wild chase as donuts littered the streets of Madison.

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