Sunday, November 11, 2007

"PRINCE taking legal action to new heights"

By Ekaf Swen - November 11th, 2007

Minneapolis, MN


The artist currently known as PRINCE has been on a much publicized suing spree for many weeks now. The targets of his litigation thus far have been Youtube.com, Ebay.com, several Torrent sites worldwide, and even his own fans.

Ace Lounge has learned that the purple one is truly taking things to the next level with regards to his copyright infringement crackdown.

Future lawsuits will be filed next week against m
embers of England's Royal Family: Prince Charles, Prince William, and Prince Harry.

Also on his list of litigants: J.K Rowling - author of the novel "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince", the creators of the syndicated television program "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air", and The Disney Company for their repeated use of the Prince Charming character for the past 50+ years.


He also is demanding that all past and future moneys collected from persons administering or persons who were administered Prince Albert Piercings be awarded to him.

Phone calls to all parties were not returned by press time. We will keep you informed on this story as it develops.

1 comment:

Spyder said...

What is this, The Onion now?

What's next, he starts suing EVERYBODY because they have fingerprints, since "fingerprints" almost sounds like it has "prince" in it?

Keep us informed.

Peace,
Red Aerbmud