Wednesday, January 2, 2008

"An open letter to Paris Hilton & Kevin Federline"

Dear Paris & Kevin,

I see that the two of you have been enjoying each other's company lately, and that's really a great thing to see. But for the love of all that's sacred, I beg you both... Please - whatever you do, don't procreate. Seriously guys. This is not a joke. I have no ill wishes for either of you, I'm just simply looking out for the children.

Feel free to get your collective drink/groove/party on, but please abstain from reproducing. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Your pal,

PS: Oh yeah, and the world doesn't need to see any sex tape which could possibly 'leak' showing the two of you knockin' da bootz.

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